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Kevin Federline apparently called Malibu's Moonshadows restaurant before Britney and him arrived to make sure they wouldn't serve her dessert. When they were done with dinner, the waiter refused to wheel over the dessert cart, he had this to say: "I'm sorry, Ms. Spears, but your husband called here a few minutes ago and told us you weren't allowed to have dessert. In fact, we've been told that no one at the table can have dessert--because you'll eat it."

Now I've gone out to dinner with a good amount of celebrities, and they always have to eat dessert. At the very least drink some coffee. Obviously, me and the other big wigs march off into another room to drink brandy and smoke cigars. It's mostly just stuff that will bore the women. You know, politics and what not. Well, and selling those roofies that are shaped like flinstone vitamins.