Reese Witherspoon Gets Her Revenge
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
Pedia is reporting that the paparazzo who was charged with battery and child endangerment after attempting to get a photo of Reese Witherspoon and her children at a Disney theme park has been found dead. Todd Wallace's body was found by his friends in his apartment, which is located in Brentwood, California. Wallace's body was so destroyed that the friends couldn't even tell it was him at first. Last year when the photographer tried to take pictures of Reese, she declined and he became very angry. He even pushed on of her children, but it looks like she has the last laugh.
I don't think you need to be an expert detective on the force to figure this one out. It never really hit me before that Reese Witherspoon may kill people, but it makes perfect sense. She just seems too kind hearted. Nobody is as nice as her, but now it is all coming together. You mess with her, you end up swimming with the fishes.
Reese is too generous. Fitting room girls who recommend that I "might want to try a larger size" usually find themselves being chased by guys with pinkie rings before the day is out.
Good for her. Too few celebrities commit murder in these conservative times.
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