Celebs, Hot Celebrities, Celebrity Pictures

Well, not exactly, but she is on the new March cover. Alba has topped a new list of sexy stars, which has earned her a Playboy magazine cover. The list is Playboy's 25 sexiest celebrities and includes people like Jamie Pressly, Jenny McCarthy, Halle Berry, Pamela Anderson, Eva longoria, and Paris Hilton. Ya I know Paris Hilton shouldn't even be in a sentence with the word "Sexy", but what are you going to do? Some of the stars on the bottom half of the list are Eva Longoria, Mariah Carey (WTF), Beyonce, Carmen Electra, Jennifer Aniston, and my favorite: Scarlett Johansson.


I was a little taken back when I first saw the cover. I thought it was misleading, because she isn't naked in the magazine, so I punched the old women standing next to me by the magazine stand. After my frustration was gone, I realized her being on the cover is better than her never being anywhere near Playboy. Wait, that doesn't make any since. I hate my life.