Celebs, Hot Celebrities, Celebrity Pictures

Usually the red carpet is a very boring event, but now when Janice is there. She struts her ass the way a girl should. All red carpet events should be exactley like a strip show really. Sexy women are only good for one thing, and that's throwing cottage cheese on. Wait, that's not right. I had that mixed up with bagels. I always do that.

Usually I use my goodfella like connections to sneak women in throug hthe back door. It's much faster than going in the front.