Jake Gyllenhaal Is Two-Face In The Next Batman

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

IMDB is reporting that the queer cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Jake Gyllenhaal, is being picked as Gotham City district attorney Harvey Dent in the next Batman sequel. The other villain in the upcoming film will most likely be Paul Bettany, who may play the Joker.

Gyllenhaal would start off playing Gotham City's good-guy lawyer who is always lending a helping hand to the people. But by the end of the movie, or beginning of the third he will change into his alter-ego, Two-Face.


This will be a big role for Jakey, mostly because it isn't a 7 hour epic of homo erotic sex. I still haven't seen Brokeback Mountain, and yes, I will make it a point to say that whenever the chance comes up. You can say I have problems or I'm scared of gay people if you want, but the fact remains, I will never watch a movie dedicated to gay men having sex. Women, I would be fine with.

Posted by darkhat at 2/07/2006  
8 comments
Anonymous said...

Jake will make a sexy bad boy.

8:24 AM  
Anonymous said...

I love his eyes

8:32 AM  
Anonymous said...

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8:41 AM  
Anonymous said...

I can't wait!!!

9:35 AM  
Anonymous said...

hey Bianca. long time no see.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous said...

sometimes I'm just to lazy to type my name, I always seem to comment more under anonymous.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous said...

he's ugly enough to be two-face, that's for sure.

2:00 PM  
Anonymous said...

that's so disappointing, jake is a lightweight

9:18 PM  

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