Hilary Duff Has A Piano In Her Mouth

Monday, February 13, 2006

I don't know what dentist Hilary Duff ever went to, but he needs to be fired and banned from earth. How does a Hollywood Star grow up with teeth this bad? These pictures are only 1 week old. They are from a fashion show that Hilary attended, obviously she helped people open their beer cans with her teeth while she was there.

I'm hoping George Bush wasn't watching because she will have to give up those teeth for some super secret bullet proof soldier outfit. Or maybe her teeth are an alien life form. I don't think anyone knows.

I feel sorry for her ugly boyfriend now too. It can't be fun to get a blow job from a girl that is all teeth. This girl Rachel, who had braces, gave me head in like 7th grade. I wasn't impressed. While it didn't scare me from ever trying the experience again, seeing Hilary go down on me, would cause me to call 911 and have the jaws of life ready. You can never be too safe.

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Posted by darkhat at 2/13/2006  
12 comments
Anonymous said...

OH MY FUCKING GOD. Hello mr. ed

8:00 AM  
Anonymous said...

HAHA, that is too funny.

8:15 AM  
Anonymous said...

That is bad. Like really really bad. I don't even know how she can close her mouth.

8:24 AM  
Anonymous said...

I'd still hit it.

9:21 AM  
Anonymous said...

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

10:16 AM  
Anonymous said...

I don't know what to say about her teeth. She looks like Mr. Ed.

1:16 PM  
Anonymous said...

she looks like fucking bugs bunny.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous said...

She had tiny little white chicklets for teeth before. What the hell happened? Are those prosthetic teeth or something?

4:18 PM  
Anonymous said...

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER.

4:36 PM  
Anonymous said...

she look good !

6:55 PM  
Anonymous said...

she got one of her teeth knocked out and had to have it replaced and then she got those veiners, which explains why they look not very real. they aren't.

12:27 AM  
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