Heather Locklear Is Getting Divorced
Friday, February 03, 2006
IMDB is reporting that Bon Jovi rocker Richie Sambora and 76 year old actress Heather Locklear are now getting divorced after 11 years of marriage. The couple, who have an 8 year old daughter, have been the center of speculation recently. It all started when Locklear attended a New Year's Eve concert with divorcee teammate Denise Richards and their husbands were nowhere to be seen. The divorce was confirmed by Locklear's publicist yesterday.
Cece Yorke says:
"This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time."
I am really scared right now. If this is the best story all day, we are in a lot of trouble. I know that Heather was a looker back in her day, but this isn't Back To The Future. This is real life. Time machines today aren't cars, they are made by manufacturing coal samples and combining them with the genes of western hemisphere killer bees. At least that's what these hand written instructions say on this cocktail napkin.
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