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Female First is reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were attacked by a Jennifer Aniston fan. The couple, who are expecting their first child together this year, were dining at Berlin's Nola restaurant when a woman crashed the party. She screamed: "Where is that home-wrecking Angelina?" The insane fanatic that was dressed in a Friends T-shirt tried to smack Angelina. She must of forgot that famous people have bodyguards, because they stopped the nut in her tracks.

A source in Britain's Daily Star said:

"Angelina had taken her adopted kids Maddox and Zahara to Berlin. It's lucky she left them with a carer. The mentally unbalanced American had obviously been tipped off that they would be dining at Nola, because she was wearing an Aniston top and was on the look-out for Angelina. Angelina would normally have confronted the woman, but she was petrified because she's carrying her first child and won't risk any harm coming to it."

I run into this problem a lot when I'm dating women. Most of the time girls have jealous boyfriends and/or girlfriends. They just don't take to kindly to a tantalizing force like myself. I don't travel with my bodyguards, mostly because I can take care of myself, so I handle this situations alone. I once was forced to cut out a women's eyeball with a spoon, and I was arrested. The cops felt I didn't need to urinate on her, I guess.