Tom Cruise Stole Katie Holmes's Sex Scene
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Softpedia is reporting that a sex scene between Katie Holmes and Aaron Eckhart has been deleted from new movie “Thank You For Smoking”. Everybody was shocked at a Sundance Film Festival , when they discovered that that a 12-second sex scene between Holmes' journalist character and a tobacco lobbyist played by Aaron Eckhart had just vanished.
Insiders startedsaying that her fiancé Tom Cruise was responsible for this. Director Jason Reitman told reporters: "If you want to see a sex scene with Katie Holmes, rent ‘The Gift.’"
Those Scientologist are a funny bunch. I have no interest of seeing gumby naked and have never watched the gift just for that reason. I can see Tom now, thinking he is some maverick secret agent because he was able to stop the sex scene. Thanks tom, you did us all a favor. If you didn't do it, I would have.
If I were ever in a position where Tom Cruise was drowning, and I was in a boat - I'd hand him an oar and help him aboard, then I'd knock him out, steal his gold teeth and wristwatch, disembowel him like the samauri that I am, then throw him back in the water and haul ass out of there.
But I suppose that would make me a so-called "bad person" or something.
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