Patrick Swayze Wants To Be Rapper
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
The New York Post reports that Point Break star Patrick Swayze wants to release a rap single. The actor told the site allhiphop.com that he's working on a new tune which will show that "rap rhythms are an emotional undercurrent for ballads."
Uhhh, I really can't believe this is real. I have heard stories of the Armageddon coming when the Mayan calendar comes to a close in 2012, but this is ridiculous. Patrick Swayze is far from any anti-Christ, yet has the look of evil in his eye. How in the world can he be a rapper? Does he even have any money left? I don't remember a movie he's done in the last 5 years. (ya I know I could look it up). But if I don't remember it then it definitely sucks, because I remember everything good. Like rain drops coming off of a leaf... or anal sex.