Madonna Brainwashes Gwyneth Paltrow

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

MSNBC is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow has called in a rabbi from the trendy Kabbalah Center after becoming convinced that her London home is haunted, according to London’s Daily Mail. Paltrow reportedly acted on the advice of her pal, Madonna, who has been known to call on the help of a Kabbalah rabbi to bless concert stages to get rid of negative energy. One source says:





“Gwyneth believes that the dark energy that has dogged her lately is due to something dark and unexplained in her home"

OK, so Kabbalah is the new Scientology I guess. It only seems natural. These Kabbalah people are getting more and more bat shit insane by the minute. It's one thing to walk around with the 50 dollar red string that they sell, but it's another to hire a rabbi to kill ghosts. Kabbalah is banking off these hollywood boneheads and they haven no idea.

Posted by darkhat at 1/04/2006  
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