Jessica Alba Gets Her Hair Done
Monday, January 16, 2006
Jessica Alba decided to relax and get her hair done over the weekend. In completely unrelated news, I just found out today was Martin Luther King Day. Am I the only one that really doesn't pay attention to any stuff in real life? I really am serious too. I never know of any holidays, besides Christmas. Hopefully, kids don't have school on my birthday when I die. I'm basically a national treasure and all.
Actually, kids will have school on my birthday, but I'm sure that celebrities will have the day off. Or maybe all bloggers. Who really knows? One thing is for certain. If I was in that hair salon wall Jessica was, I'd be masturbating underneath that weird curtain thing they put over you.
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