Jennifer Lopez May Be Pregnant

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

MSNBC is reporting that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony may very well be set to have a baby. They have been doing a crazy amount of shopping for baby clothes and other gear. Still no word on how Marc Anthony was able to fit his thumb tack penis inside of J Lo. I imagine they did worked with scientists from Yale's medical department.

Anyways, the source had this to say:




"He was at Fred Segal [on Melrose Ave. in Los Angeles] last week and bought a Guys Infant Gear diaper bag for $120. He said something that made it pretty clear that it wasn't a gift - that he intended to use it - but I don't want to repeat it or he'll know who talked to you."

The thing that gets me is this last part. "but I don't wantot repeat it or he'll know I talked to you." I think Marc knows who you are if you have that much detail already, including the price of the diaper bag. Some people are even dumber than the stupidest celebrities, it just amazes me.

Posted by darkhat at 1/24/2006  
3 comments
Anonymous said...

It's just what the world needs, Jennifer Lopez spreading her seed.

9:04 AM  
Anonymous said...

who cares she's ugly. She has got pretty bad recently.

10:09 AM  
Anonymous said...

Who isn't pregnant is the question. Darkhat,

just list celebs that arn't pregnant daily, this will save you a bunch of time.

1:32 PM  

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