Angelina Jolie Shows Off Tattoo On Baby Bump
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Angelina Jolie has got a tattoo on her baby bump. The sexy star, who has seven tattoos in all, flashed it to passers by as she arrived at London's Heathrow Airport last night. And yes, she obviously was with Brad Pitt during this escapade. She actually got the tattoo back in 1997, but always has it covered with makeup, and never shows it off. The tattoo is actually latin, and written across her belly is:
"Quod me nutrit me destruit" which translates to "What nourishes me also destroys me".
I am obviously a genius bordering the work of Einstein and Mozart, so I easily translated this without any help. I know what everyone is really thinking. What the hell is that Angelina is holding next to her belly in the close up. You can't tell me that doesn't look like a big cock.
she's probably going to perform her own ceasarean, just for old times sake.