Nick Lachey Is Not Impressed
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
The Baltimore Sun is reporting that Mr. Lachey was visiting friends in San Fernando Valley, Calif., when the woman, besotted by the sight of Nick poking a log in an outdoor fire pit, crept up behind him, allowed herself an indiscreet caress of his perky derriere and made her announcement:
"Hey Nick, I'm just the opposite of Jessica. I'm tall and flat-chested and brunette. How about it?!"
Nick, who either doesn't care for the "opposite of Jessica" or doesn't care to stray indiscriminately as his cash-laden divorce proceeds, declined and left the party.
I would of done the same thing. Who tells someone all of the reasons not to have sex with them. Saying your a flat chested brunette is just like yelling "I have AIDS, herpies, and the clap. Now who wants to sleep with me." It just doesn't work. There is nothing attractive about having sex with a women who has curves like a cement wall.
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