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You know it's a slow day in news when I am running stories about Jessica Alba wearing big ties. Really, look at this girl. Who in the right mind walks around with an outfit like that. I guess when you get to be as big as Jessica Alba you can wear anything.




I don't know if she is on the way to volunteer her time being a rodeo clown or what. That is the only reason I can think of that someone would wear a tie like that. She just needs to get a flower on her shirt that squirts water at people. She also is going to have to pick up a pair of big red boots and spurs. I wouldn't be surprised if she puts her clothes into a shotgun in the morning and shoots herself. That is definitley the way she puts on her make up. By the way- you can't see her split ends in these pictures to well, but trust me, they are there.