Joaquin Phoenix Is Completely Insane
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Sources claim the actor has been "acting very oddly" while promoting his new movie, Johnny Cash biopic 'Walk The Line', prompting fears he may be "on the verge of a nervous breakdown". At the film's recent Los Angeles premiere, Joaquin - who also stormed out of a round of interviews the day before - asked reporters:
"Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something's crawling out of my scalp.I'm not worried about the looks. I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. What did you ask me?"
Are you serious? I really read this article 10 times before I posted something about it. Joaquin Phoenix is really going nuts. I do consider myself a expert in chemical imbalances in brain chemistry, and I would say Joaquin Phoenix is clinically insane. He needs to be chained to a wall in a dungeon. The only food he should get should be bread and water. Also, it can only be served with dirt and maggots in the bowl. It should also be required that he wears a iron mask for the rest of his life. Until one day when a heroic warrior resurfaces to free him, while at the same time overcoming personal strife, and slaying a fire breathing dragon. This is the only way to save someone from this type of insanity. Remember, I practiced medicine in Sweden. Just replace "practiced medicine in Sweden" with "performed abortions in my basement for ex girlfriends."