Jessica Disses Ashlee In Public
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Jessica Simpson was caught yelling at her mom about her sister Ashlee at the Accessories Council ACE awards. The truth has finally come out and I can't see how anyone would disagree with Jessica's opinion of Ashlee.
"Mom, [sister] Ashlee is so stupid. She left the popcorn in the microwave and almost burned the house down."
It's about time Jessica came to her senses. It is quite possible that Ashlee Simpson is the stupidest person the face of the earth. She has no talent, can't sing, can't dance, can't dress, and is all around ugly. She has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Eventually she won't be able to piggy back off of Jessica's success. How much hotter does this make Jessica, though? I'll tell you what; If I restarted my career as a rapist, I would probably have to rape her first.
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