Ashlee Simpson Blender Dec 05 Photo Shoot
Friday, November 18, 2005
For reasons that will be unkown until the apocalypse, Ashlee Simpson will be on the December 05 issue of Blender. I don't understand why anybody would pay her money to put her picture on a magazine? Why would they pay her money for anything?
Whenever I perform my ritualistic human and animal slaughters, I always think about the same thing. I always have a human being tied to a stake, hanging over a moat of alligators and sharks. While I do this I have my followers pray. We all pray that God will accept all of our sacrifices in order to kill Ashlee Simpson. This is the only goal I have in life. She is not hot. She is the most annoying girl on the face of the earth.
Good images, attractive girl, and she does has some good pop songs. She is a very ordinary singer, but I do enjoy listening to some of her singles (mainly due to the tempo of the music) on the radio. I dislike most pop music, but there are some that have just have an infectious rhythm - Ashlee Simpson has quite a few tunes like that.
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