Paris Hilton Is Even Dumber Than You Thought
Friday, January 20, 2006
Page Six is reporting that Paris Hilton had to give a deposition about the 10 million dollar lawsuit being filed by Zeta Graff. I won't bore anyone with the details, because I think everyone knows about it. It's basically a middle school argument. Anyways, during her depostion she was able to shock mentally retarded people with her answers. I will give you some of the best quotes she had.
When talking about the email she wrote: "Whatever I write in e-mail, it doesn't mean anything. It is just words I write."
When asked about stalking she said: "I would never say stalking. I'm not a dude. Like, I think a girl can only stalk a guy. She can't really stalk another girl."
She was also asked about traveling: "I was in Europe for the whole summer, and all there is is, like, French - I didn't see anything because I wasn't in America."
And finally the lawyer asked her: "Do you know how to spell his first name?"
Paris replied with: "Just G-u-i, Gui . . . I've known him for a while."
I know you don't think somebody can really be born this stupid. Trust me, you can view the entire statment in PDF format: Part one is here, and part two here. I knew Paris Hilton was dumber than the retarded guy in Something About Mary, but this is crazy. If I had to choose between her and a blind, brain dead paraplegic with AIDs for a partner in a spelling bee, I think you know who I'd pick. Did someone see her baseball?
in germany there is a saying: "dumm fickt gut" (dumb fucks well). Probably she is THE bomb in bed.
