Justin Timberlake Starts New Group: Jawbreakers
Monday, January 23, 2006
ABC News is reporting that Justin Timberlake is working with a trio of producers on his second solo album, which Jive Records is expected to release this year. Timberlake has logged time with hip-hop veteran Timbaland as well as the Black Eyed Peas' will.i.am, with whom he's formed the musical partnership Jawbreakers. will.i.am said:
"It stands for Justin and Will breaks. It's Justin and I's production team when we do things together. We did half of Justin's record and some songs on Macy Gray's new album."
I'm pretty much an expert on making cool band names, and Jawbreakers is pretty much at the bottom of the list. It is right next to vagina hair and the Ricky Martin Fan Club. The sad thing is that every 13 year old girl will be wearing a Jawbreakers shirt, not even realizing he ripped off a piece of candy.

You would think that, being a rich and famous celebrity, Cameron would be able to find a pair of jeans that don't make her ass look like ten pairs of socks shoved into a condom.
