George Clooney In Trouble For Edgy Joke

Monday, January 23, 2006

Reports are saying that George Clooney has taken some heat from pussy US lobbyist Jack Abramoff's family, after making fun at him in his Golden Globes Best Supporting Actor acceptance speech last Monday.

George joked, "Who would name their kid 'Jack' with 'off' at the end? No wonder the guy's screwed up." This pissed off Abramoff's father, who was watching the awards show at home. Frank Abramoff has since fired off a letter to Clooney in a newspaper the Palm Springs Desert Sun.


Abramoff's father says, "Your glib and ridiculous attack on my son, Jack, coupled with your obscene query as to the choice his mother and I made in naming him brought shame and dishonoring you and your profession. What drove you to this lapse in lucidity, I can never know, but you need to know that your words were deeply hurtful to many innocent and decent people. Are you the heir to the dignity and greatness of Hollywood's past, or, more likely, a portent to a depressing and horrific future?"

Give me a break. I am getting really tired of all these people getting pissed off over jokes. People get made fun of every day, it's no big deal. Just the other day I made fun of my mothers case of herpes. Did she start bitching and moaning? No. She knew it was a good joke and gave me a high 5.

Posted by darkhat at 1/23/2006  
6 comments
Reese said...

Yo, Darkhat,

When I read this post, I really felt like I had already walked a mile in George Clooney's pink, rhinestone encrusted clogs.

This kind of shit happens to me all the time when I'm dickin around online. I'll say something witty/funny/bitchy/whatever, and some daft-arse cunt who's probably way less attractive and less stylish than me, will chastize me for being un-PC/conceited/whatever.

Then, for the rest of the day, the chorus of my mental chatter goes like this: "kill, kill, kill the stupid people."

It's awful. I hate people who can't take a joke. This old Jack-Off guy needs a kick in the hoo-hoo.

11:54 AM  
Anonymous said...

LOL, attractive you say? what's up. you got a myspace reese?

3:01 PM  
Anonymous said...

incase of confusion. the "LOL" was toward your funny comment, not the attractive part.

3:02 PM  
Anonymous said...

Hillarious Reese

8:22 AM  
Anonymous said...

She really is sooo funny

12:56 PM  
Anonymous said...

she may even be funnier than you darkhat ;0P

12:57 PM  

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