Justin says he'll NEVER perform SexyBack again
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
This weekend, the Justin Trousersnake told a dismayed audience in Vegas that "this performance of SexyBack will be my last" before announcing that he was "retiring" the song for good.
What? Retiring it? Why?
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Girlicious: Happy Birthday JT!
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Here's a video of the new Pussycat Dolls contestants singing “Happy Birthday” to Justin Timberlake. He’s not in the video but there's a couple of cuties in the line up that makes it worth a quick look.
Justin And Christina Have Sex
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
This is Justin Timberlake and Christina Ricci's sex scene from the upcoming movie Black Snake Moan. You would think a slut like Christina would have a little more spark in the sack, but she doesn't. If you walk in on your parents having sex tommorrow, it will be similar to this. Minus the stupid music in the background.
Justin And Scarlett, What Goes Around Video
Monday, February 12, 2007
This is the world premier/director's cut of Justin Timberlake's What Goes Around... Comes Around. I normally wouldn't post any Timberlake video, but I'll make an exception, mostly because I masturbate to Scarlett 17 times a day. And sometimes I make it romantic with scented candles and a bubble bath.
Scarlett Is Banging Justin
Tuesday, February 06, 2007
Scarlett Johansson has been the center of controversy around the Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz break up, and now it looks like she may be banging him. Word on the street is the two were all over each other at a Superbowl party this weekend.
A witness said: “Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body.”
It's times like this that I wonder why God hates me so much. The only thing I want in life is to have sex with Scarlett Johansson. Hell, I'd even take a hand job in the back of my car. It just sucks that my car has small back seats, but they can fold down for extra comfort. You can ask the girls on Craig's list!
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Justin Timberlake Was High
Monday, February 05, 2007
In 2003 Ashton Kutcher pranked Justin Timberlake on his TV show Punk'd, and now Justin admits he was high when it happened.
When asked about his experience, he says: "I'll give you a little hint on that Punk'd thing. That was back in my first-album creative days. That's why I looked the way I did, if that makes any sense to you."
When asked by Entertainment Weekly magazine if he was high during the prank he laughingly replies: "Incredibly. Yeah, that was a trippy experience. That was why I was completely glassy-eyed. As a matter of fact, I was like, okay, I got to stop doing this. I don't do that anymore!"
Based on everything I've learned from my parents, drugs give you a creative side to art that you normally wouldn't have. This is why I'm in Italy most of the time, painting nude men and women on chapels. The Church Counsel tries to stop me, but they can't stop what's in my heart!
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