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Nicole Richie could be looking to adopt a baby according to OK Magazine.

The 27-year-old, who gave birth to her daughter, Harlow, in January, is said to be considering adopting an underprivileged orphan.

Adopting kids from poor parts of the world seems to be the latest celebrity accessory.

God, pregnant woman are so gross. I bet right about now Nicole is starting to regret that tattoo right above her cooter. Moron.

This morning Nicole Richie was sentenced to four days in County Jail for her DUI back in December. She has credit for one day, so she really has about 90 hours left.

TMZ reports: ...a pregnant Nicole Richie faced the music for her wrong-way DUI bust in December -- her second DUI conviction in 4 years. Just like her "Simple Life" co-star Paris Hilton, a judge sentenced Richie to serve time in County Jail -- but only four days -- she has been credited for six hours of time served. Richie was also fined $2048 and was ordered back to school for 21 days to an alcohol education course. Richie must report to serve her time by September 28th.

This new jail trend is becoming a bigger deal than adopting black children. Shit, I feel like I need to do some hard time. And by "hard time" I mean "go solve mysteries in the neighborhood with my cute puppy."

Most sexy people like myself already knew this, but it has finally been confirmed that Nicole Richie is preggers.

TMZ says: "The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child. In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple will wed this summer. Richie is currently facing DUI charges stemming from her arrest last December, when she was found driving the wrong way on a California highway. Richie's trial is set for July 11. If convicted, she faces a minimum of five days in jail.

I'm pretty confident that a Richie/Madden baby will come out with "666" written on it's head. It will probably also come out with no music talent and a horrible fashion style, just like it's parents.

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I really had to grind me teeth just to get through this entire clip. Nothing pisses me off more than people who think they are funny. Nicole Richie should stick to purging up her meals, because I don't know how anyone watches this fucking show. I don't even know one person that watches The Simple Life, and if I did, I'd punch them in the stomach. With my penis.

By now, most people know that reality TV is staged and scripted, but not everyone realizes how many takes go into it. And trust me, it takes a fucking moron to screw up walking into a car. While filming The Simple Life, Paris and Nicole walk outside over and over again until they get the right "take." I do the same thing with girls in my bedroom, only I tell them my penis is a camera, and we will work all night until we get the perfect shot, baby!

I'm really not trying to turn this into just a copy and paste job of Parisexposed.com, but it seems like I have no choice. Every video makes these whores look dumber and dumber. I wouldn't be surprised if the next video that comes out shows them decapitating a black orphan.