Heidi is not worth $1 million

Friday, June 01, 2007

That low rent reality TV star from The Hills, Heidi Montag, has reportedly been asked by Playboy to show off her new tits in their magazine.

Her manager/boyfriend Spencer Pratt told In Touch Weekly: "They've offered her 1 million to be in the magazine." Although Playboy representative Lauren Melone calls it a lie in a statement by saying they "wouldn't pay $1 million."

It has to be a lie. I wouldn't pay Heidi 3 paperclips, a shoe lace, and a gerbil to get naked. Hell, I'd probably pay her a million to stop being on TV, but that's about it. Or maybe for head.


Posted by darkhat at 6/01/2007  
Anonymous said...

I can 'pay' her a million sperm to get naked, beyond that a freezing day in hell before money exchanges hands.

10:32 AM  

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