Diddy Is Full Of Shit

Thursday, March 29, 2007

P Diddy is claiming that he once had sex with Kim Porter for over 30 hours straight. He credits it to tantra, but I'm not buying it no matter what.

He said: “As soon as we landed, we went straight to the Eiffel Tower, drank champagne at the top and just kissed and kissed. Then we went up to my suite and had tantric sex for at least 30 hours, ordering up whipped cream and strawberries while we were at it.”

The only difference between me and Diddy is that I tell the truth. All the time. Like the time I rescued a missing boy from the well. Or the time I saved a drowning puppy from falling through the ice. Little scruffy.. I will never forget you.


Posted by darkhat at 3/29/2007  

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