Celebs, Hot Celebrities, Celebrity Pictures

The internet has been flooded recently with reports of Jessica Alba buying porn in a Hollywood video store. The story was originally run by the National Enquirer, so I was waiting for a more reliable source to confirm this. This is what one eye witness had to say,







"According to a source at Red Hot Video in Hollywood, Jessica recently left the store with a handful of fetish films. Titles included Fetish Factor 2, Neo pornographic, Latex and Fetish Island, a spanking video."

I remember when I first embarked down the path of fetish porn. It is considered a fact that once people start with fetish porn they quickly move on to snuff films. I know this because I am a private investigator and pride myself on saving run away girls from being murdered in the porn industry. Nowadays, the market is flooded with fake snuff films and it really gets me mad. There is nothing I hate more than going on a wild goose chase. Trust me, there are things you just don't want to see. It is an evil and dark empire and the only way out is usually death.

To Jessica: There are some things you just can't unsee; Turn back now. If you dance with the devil, the devil doesn't change, you change.

Props to anyone who picked up on the last line.